Saturday, January 19, 2008

Sometimes Knitting is Like Golf



I've heard that golf is the most frustrating game to play in the world. One of my husband's old college friends, one of the most even-tempered men you would ever expect to meet, is rumored to not own one club that isn't bent.

I have a few bent knitting needles, but not because I've whacked them against a tree, and not because I've been frustrated. But I have been frustrated enough to think about doing something distinctly un-grownup-like. A case in point would be the pair of socks I made for my husband over the holidays. I've only knit him one other pair of socks before--my first pair ever--and they were a hit. He also wore the heels through and some of the toes in about two months. So I hadn't been anxious to make another pair right away. Then I got the idea of adding a strand of mohair to the yarn while making the sole. That should make it tough and cushy, right?



Well, I made so many mistakes making these socks, I've begun to wonder if there's a jinx on them. The first mistake was my fault--I wanted to make them in black or navy so that Dan could wear them to work--I had no idea it would be so hard to see what I was doing. Many times in the ribbing I'd find where I'd gotten off by a stitch and had to unravel a few columns of stitches to fix them. Maybe I'd better not catalogue all of the mistakes, or you'll think I don't know anything about knitting. The last, and worst mistake, was that I didn't write down how I made the first sock, being sure I'd remember it. When he proudly pulled them on, I realized that I'd made one sock about 1 1/2 inches longer than the other. Man. He loves them and wears them, even though they are too loose in the calves--because he complains that socks are often too tight there, and I overcompensated--and in the length, because I went by his foot length, but should have made them about 1/2" shorter than the foot to allow them to stretch all over. Aaaaaaauugghh.



I can make socks, though. I've made probably 6 pairs plus 6 pairs of slipper socks in bulky yarn, and I'm not sure how many baby socks; I'd say a dozen. Here's the latest pair for a nurse at work who is expecting:



These are made from Peter Pan on size 3 needles, and I think that they make good socks for girls or boys.

What is the inquisitive sheep doing at the top of my post? Will explain next time. May all your socks fit their destined feet.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

A New Way to Look at Sheep Ornaments and Other Things

It pays to tell others about what you're doing sometimes.

The other day I was enjoying the Yarn Harlot's blog, and she had a picture of an old-fashioned, blown glass sheep ornament on her tree, with a link to where to buy one. I was telling my husband about how the linked ornament was sold out, and he had a great idea: make the sheep in my Nativity Set an ornament to sell. I think that I could sell quite a few, if only it weren't so close to Christmas.
During the new year, in my spare time, I'll be making as many as I can for next Christmas. I also plan on adding a donkey, shepherds, wise men, and camels to the Nativity Set.
At work I was telling a colleague about the whole amigurumi-style animals I was making, and she had a good idea, too. But I'll save it for when the design is realized and I have pictures.
I often get good ideas for creative Christmas presents too close to the day to actually accomplish them reasonably. It's not quite close enough yet for that good idea to hit, but I'm looking forward to them, now that I'm thinking a year ahead instead of staying up past midnight to make whatever it's going to be.

In other news, I've hired a college student to help me turn Mes Amis into a non-profit corporation. That puts me one step closer to accomplishing my goal, which I described in an earlier entry.

Sometimes I don't know where an idea comes from at all. I've been teaching a medical ethics class to nursing students, and before finals at Christmas I wanted to give them a little something, but not just candy or bringing cookies. They sacrifice their time by coming to school at night and studying during the week while holding down a job and trying to have a life as well--that takes commitment, patience, and persistence. I was playing around crocheting, and came up with the idea for a permanent fortune cookie. That way I could type what I wanted on slips of paper and they'd have something to perhaps encourage them. Their fortunes read, "Your persistence will pay off."


Now I've decided to do a whole book of crochet items that can be done in anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours; my tentative title is "Instant Crochet." This will be the first item and I have 50 more planned:

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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Lactation Model, Revisited



After considerable delay, I've found my original notes to the breasts I crocheted last year. I had given/sold all my models away and didn't want to recreate them, but now I've got the pattern. These were made for the lactation consultants at our hospital, who are sometimes teaching in front of a group and need, er, a model. They are lightly stuffed and could be compressed into a lab coat pocket, but I don't recommend pulling them out at the cafeteria while looking for change unless you want a lot of attention.


I think with a little customization, they could be used as prosthetics for mastectomy patients.


The pattern follows. Feel free to make for personal use, but please don't make them to sell, except as a charity donation. Without any further ado, my first published crochet pattern:




BREAST MODELS



Made in "Latte" and "Espresso" variations.


Size


Originals unavailable, but they were about a C cup.

Materials



--Yarn--Latte is made from Red Heart Super Saver, 7 oz/198 g, 364 yd/333 m per skein, colors Buff and Cafe



--Espresso is made from Caron’s Perfect Match, 7 oz./198 g., 355 yd./325 m per skein in Espresso and Taupe

--Size G hook


--Polyfil

--Optional—River Rocks, available from crafts stores.


Abbreviations
beg beginning rd round(s)
ch chain sc single crochet
dec decrease sl st slip stitch
FO finish off st stitch
inc increase yo yarn over

Color Changes
One of the best ways to change colors is during the last sc of old color; stop before drawing through loops. Change to new color in left hand, use it to draw through the loops, then continue in new color for a few sts. Pause to go back and tie the old and new colors together in a square knot on inside of fabric.














Latte


Starting with Café color, Ch 2.
Rd 0 Work 4 sc in second ch. Place yarn marker, and continue marking beg of rd throughout.
Rd 1 Work 2 sc, inc, 1 sc.
Rd 2 Work 3 sc in each sc.
Rd 3 Work 2 sc (inc) in each sc.
Rd 4 Sc around.
Rd 5 Sc around, changing color on last st to Buff.
Rd 6 *Sc 3, inc, repeat from * around.
Rd 7 Sc 2, *inc, sc 3, repeat from * around.
Rd 8 *Sc 8, inc, repeat from * around.
Rd 9 *Sc 9, inc, repeat from * around.
Rd 10 *Sc 11, inc, repeat from * around.
Rd 11, 12 *Sc 13, inc, repeat from * around.
Rd 13 *Sc 15, inc, repeat from * around.
Rd 14 *Sc 17, inc, repeat from * around.
Rd 15 *Sc 20, inc, repeat from * around.
Rd 16-18 Sc around.
Rd 19 Sl st around.
Rd 20 Turning rd. Working in back loop, dec around.
Rd 21 Sc around, dec every 6th st.
Rd 22 Sc around, dec every 5th st. Stuff lightly with polyfil. Add a few river rocks to base for weight.
Rd 23 Sc around, dec every 4th st, making dec 1 st closer together each rd until only 3-5 sts left. Cross the diameter of the opening with hook, sl st opening together. FO. Use remaining tail of yarn to weave in and out of any spaces between stitches in the base.


Espresso


The yarn is a little thicker, so a slight modification in the pattern is made.
Ch 2.
Rd 0 Starting with Espresso, work 4 sc in second ch. Place yarn marker, and continue marking beg of rd throughout.
Rd 1 Sc around.
Rd 2 Work 3 sc in each sc—12 sts.
Rd 3 Work 2 sc (inc) in each sc—24 sts.
Rd 4 Sc around, changing color on last st to Taupe.
Rd 5-7 Sc around, inc every 4th st—30 sts.
Rd 8 Sc around, inc every 9th st.
Rd 9 Sc around, inc every 10th st.
Rd 10 Sc 6, inc, then inc every 12th st.
Rd 11 Sc around, inc every 14th st.
Rd 12 Sc around, inc every 16th st.
Rd 13 Sc around, inc every 18th st.
Rd 14 Sc around, inc every 22th st.
Rd 15-18 Sc around.
Rd 19 Sc around, inc q 15th st.
Rd 20 Sl st around.
Rd 21 Turning rd. Working in back loop, dec around.
Rd 22 Sc around, dec every 6th st.
Rd 23 Sc around, dec every 5th st. Stuff lightly with polyfil. Add a few river rocks to base for weight.
Rd 24 Sc around, dec every 4th st, making dec 1 st closer together each rd until only 3-5 sts left. Cross the diameter of the opening with hook, sl st opening together. FO. Use remaining tail of yarn to weave in and out of any spaces between stitches in the base.

Medical Question of the Month

Question: I must be really sick, right? Last year Vick's Nyquil worked fine, but this cold season, no.

Answer: Well, you could be seriously ill, but check the ingredients on your favorite cold remedy. Consider that most over the counter medications removed Sudafed (pseudoephedrine) from their formulas without announcing it. This is because some people learned how to make methamphetamine from it. Sudafed is the best decongestant on the market. If you don't want to take it four times a day, you might consider an alternative, Claritin-D, 24-Hour. Not plain Claritin, that's just an antihistamine for allergies. Claritin-D comes in a 12 or 24 hour formula. That means being able to take just one pill a day and not having to worry about it not working during the night; just read all of the directions and cautions on the label first. Tylenol is also making a medication with Sudafed in it; ask for either one at the pharmacy, since they have to keep it behind the counter.

I have not seen convincing evidence that the substitute for Sudafed, phenylephrine, is particularly effective. Please let me know if you've seen anything authoritative.

Caution: If you're experiencing a significant fever, 100.4 or greater, or are getting worse, see your doctor.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Sorry for not Posting

The final weeks of my residency program seem to have been designed to make it as difficult as possible to finish without going postal. I'm doing an Emergency Room rotation that involves a lot of 12- and 14-hour days. Graduation is July 1st and I look forward to getting back to semi-regular posting after that.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Murphy's Laws of Knitting

Do you know what it means when a knitter/crocheter, "I'll just be 5 more minutes?" It means, "Let me finish this one thing, which I think will only take 5 minutes, but I have to finish it or it will bug me, so if I look up later and 2 1/2 hours have passed, that's what I meant." How do I know this? Over and over again, I'm working on a project and my husband says he's going up to bed. I look at the work in my lap and say I just need 5 or 10 minutes more. Lately I've been, for reasons I don't understand, obsessed with working out some amigurumi designs, and have stayed up way too late. Here are some of the results.




















Every now and then I think we need a list of knitting observations, maybe Murphy's Laws of knitting. I'll hone the above saying and get going on it--Probably while I should be working on something else.

In knitting news, I managed to get one of my teenaged sons to wear a sweater I lovingly made for him. Making a sweater for a teenaged son is a perilous undertaking; you have to have a touch skin. I chose a simple, stylish pattern from The Yarn Girls' Guide to Simple Knits, had him choose the yarn, and made it a size bigger than he was at the time. He was able to wear it once for Easter and once for the picture. It was so heavy the shoulder seams bothered him. Sigh.


As an aside, I'm fairly sure that the pattern and the shoulder picture do not match. I tried to do some short rows to make it fit better.

I have knit a few sweaters now, and they have all been pretty unsuccessful. This is not to say anything against knitting in general, but something about sweaters has eluded me. Perhaps they're just so complex, demand such good fit, and are too often made from poorly writtendesigned patterns. Or perhaps I am a knitting doofus.

My first sweater was a raglan top-down sweater for myself. I learned two things from this one: (1) raglan sweaters don't allow for much of a bust--not that I think of myself as busty, and (2) yarn that's soft in your hands for knitting may not be soft enough to wear. I admit that it was knit in a variegated Red Heart yarn. I didn't know then what I know now; it was right after I got back into knitting. I've worn it once.

I was enchanted by the inspired designs in Sally Melville's The Knitting Experience Book 1: The Knit Stitch, and decided to make the loose kid sweater at the back for my youngest son. He likes bright colors--purple, orange, etc., and they look good on him. He wanted purple, chose a maroon yarn I'd bought at an estate sale--it turned out more purple-fuschia--never has been worn in public. It looks like a girl's sweater. Lesson learned--look at the yarn color in actual daylight--something that was in short supply in Chicago. No pictures, sorry.

Note--Ms. Melville's book is a great first book to get a knitter--rather than showing 3 how-to pictures for a technique, it will show 10, if needed. And very clever.

Actually, I don't think I'm a knitting doofus. I have made some beautiful things, and altered some patterns to make new designs that are attractive. Here's one of my favorites, Clapotis, pattern from Knitty, yarn from Silk Garden by Noro.


There. I feel a little better. Now I am working on things that are like sweaters, but I won't call them that in case there's some other sweater curse I don't know about. There's not much to show yet. I'm 15 rows into the corset that topped my very first essay here, and I'm nervous every step of the way. Annie Modesitt is a genius, but not one to write her patterns in a linear, one thing at a time way, which is how one knits.

Maybe what I should do is pick a classic pattern, use classic yarn, and make it for someone who isn't still actively growing.

Or maybe I should make this manly sweater instead for my husband. The pattern is Sirdar 8313.

I don't know. I can't take too much more of Murphy's Law slamming me right now.

P.S. This may have to do for my June entry, as I'm about to start my final month on Internal Medicine, on call every 4th night. I'm mainly dreading the prospect.

Medical Information for the Month:

If you're worried about Avian Flu, see the CDC's web site, rather than getting your information off the sensationalized evening news; you'll feel better.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Could I Sell Breasts on Etsy?


One day while I was doing newborn exams in the hospital, I got to talking with one of the lactation consultants. When they're teaching new moms, most of them (all female) have gotten comfortable using their own bodies to demonstrate different techniques of breastfeeding--fully clothed, of course. But it isn't always easy for mothers to picture what they mean the first time around. This becomes even more problematic in a class--it's hard for the doctors not to laugh a little during their spiel.

While I was crocheting a little pig, I couldn't help but notice how the nose looked a lot like a nipple until I got to the rest of the pig. So I offered to make the lacation consultants some breast models. The nice thing is that they're realistic, but not too realistic, and do the job--they can even stuff them into a lab coat pocket, and hey, they're machine washable. A whole lot cheaper than what you get from scientific anatomical supplies places.




Now comes what may be even weirder. Recently we saw a DVD called Dear Francis--it's a documentary of U.S. college students going to Swaziland to teach about AIDS to high school students there. The country has been so devastated, that 1 out of 10 homes has a child for head of household--the parents have died. These kids are easily taken advantage of. What they need is a cottage industry.

I've been trying out selling different amigurumi on www.etsy.com, and wondering if that could be a venue for some of these kids. If some of these toys are very popular, for very little money they could be making money for their families while staying home. It wouldn't be the same as raising a garden where someone might steal the produce. Who would want 20 little stuffed pigs? Or even breasts? I'd bet that there are other lactation consultants who might be interested. Would I get in trouble with etsy for testing it out?

Along the lines of things for these kids to crochet, a friend of mine showed me a cross bookmark made by her aunt, probably in the 1940s. I've done a variation of it, and can't find a similar one in any books. Perhaps people would be interested in handmade lace crosses.

I'm afraid this isn't a very good picture:

There are other African countries with numerous children as heads of household, too.

I go to Saddleback Community Church, which has launched a program called the P.E.A.C.E. Plan, to attack some of the global giants that trouble our world, including poverty. We have task forces of lay members who want to address some of these needs, and I think this idea might be a good thing. I still need to talk with some business people to see whether this is viable and how to go about it. You would hate to provide an income for a short time and then have it dry up.

I'd be grateful for any opinions.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Near Perfect Socks


I will admit that I'm going to be resting on some of my knitting laurels until this amigurumi thing cools off a little. One aspect of knitting that I enjoy is finding the perfect recipe for a particular item, such as baby socks, or adult socks. I will knit an item over and over, making changes, taking bits from various patterns, seeking the ideal design. Here's a picture of a pair of socks that I'd call near perfect--yes, I was an English teacher once, and it would be more accurate to say nearly perfect, but it has a ring to it--Near Perfect Socks

These were for my stepdad, Paul, who is 6'3" and a wonderful person--though I think I should find more people to love who have smaller feet. My mother sneakily found out how long his feet are for me. I chose a khaki green from Lion Brand's Red Cross Kit, which is washable wool, 118 g, size 1 needles with a gauge of 8 stitches to the inch, and a working number of 80 stitches. I meant to make the WWII sock pattern, but found that I made so many changes, even though it is simple in appearance, that I can't call it that anymore. Even though I had a little yarn left, I was worried about running out, and at the same time I wanted to make the cuffs as long as possible, so I bought a good kitchen scale that weighs in both ounces and grams from Linens and Things. It has turned out to be useful for knitting several times since. I've yet to use it for cooking, though. After trying on many cast-ons, I prefer the invisible cast on from Vogue Knitting: The Ultimate Knitting Book for top-down knitting of socks. But because of the concerns above, I did toe-up--one more English note: I was told in school never to start a sentence with but or because; do you know why? It's because you're more likely to write an incomplete sentence, that's all. Whew. My English teacher's conscience is really getting to me.
At any rate, the heel and toe are from Priscilla Gibson-Roberts wonderful book, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy. It took some practice, and my early experiments with baby socks definitely paid off:


These baby socks are not lying on my back pocket, but rather the outside of my denim purse.

The Nearly Perfect Sock ribbing is 2 X 2, which seems the stretchiest. I used reinforcement thread for the heel and toe, and I used her sewn cast-off, which is stretchy and professional looking. It took more than one attempt to bind off, because it was too tight at first. It needs a little stretching every few stitches to be sure it's just right.

Along the way I tried the Twisted Sisters (see The Twisted Sisters Sock Workbook: Dyeing, Painting, Spinning, Designing, Knitting) stretchy cast on, but found it nearly impossible for me to do with small needles. They have you cast on twice the number of stitches needed with simple loop cast on, then k2, P2 together. It's worked well for baby socks, but not here. They're also the ones who finally sold me on the hourglass, or peasant heel, because it's more easily repairable and elegant in design. It does make a good fitting heel. I needed even more help than the generous instructions they provided, though, and no one is as detailed as Ms. Gibson-Roberts.

Medical Question of the Month --How often do I need a physical?
Medical disclaimer--The following information is meant to give general information, not to treat individual cases. There may also be some variation in medical opinions about the following topic, but this information is up to date as of today. Also, I do not have an editor to help me with typo's or slips of the brain. If you have any questions or concerns, contact your doctor.
Answer--Not as often as you might think. Some recent studies have shown that physicals are not the health promotor that we once hoped they might be. We don't often find something wrong during a physical exam in someone without any complaints. Labs may turn up something in someone without any symptoms, but physicals have shown disappointing results. They're more for establishing a rapport with a physician, unless you have a medical condition or conditions that should be screened for. Here's a list of visits and why we do them:
Newborn--3 days and 2 weeks, make sure that all is going well, catch any early conditions before they cause a serious problem.
Babies--Every 2 months the first year of life. They need a lot of shots, and these are distributed along the visits. The doctor is looking at the baby's development and growth, again, to catch any early conditions so that they can be treated as soon as possible. This is to help children with medical problems to develop as normally as possible.
By the way, if children have a cold, they can still have their shots.
Toddlers--About every 6 months, depending on their need for shots.
Preschoolers--About every 2 years.
Schoolers--On an as needed basis.
Adolescence--Now we like to have an exam because of the new meningococcal vaccine and to update any other vaccines. Also, this is a good time to talk about adolescent development, and answer any questions the adolescent might have.
High School--If they didn't come in during adolescence. Schools will usually screen for scoliosis--a curvature of the spine that can grow worse and needs monitoring.

Adulthood--Please note that if anyone in your family had a cancer not caused by environmental toxins, you should be screened for the same thing starting about 10 years before their diagnosis age.

And I think every adult should have their blood pressure checked yearly, but you don't have to go to the doctor to do that.
18-35--If you're a guy, as needed. We all need a tetanus booster every 10 years, and now it's thought that pertussis needs the occasional boost, too. We should all have our cholesterol and fasting blood sugar checked at least every 5 years. People at risk for developing high cholesterol or diabetes should be screened more often--that usually means a family history of the same thing, or being overweight and/or sedentary.If you're a gal, you don't need a physical every year, but those who are sexually active, as we like to say these days, need to have a Pap smear done yearly. Those in a monogamous relationship (doctors usually mean "married" by this, as boyfriend-girlfriend or boy-boy or girl-girl relationships unmarried may say they're monogamous, but statistically are less likely to be than marrieds) and who have never been exposed to HPV, can have a Pap done every third year. That's a new guideline.
How about next time I explain more about HPV?

35 to 49? That depends on your family history and habits. Males develop heart disease before females; if you don't have any problems yet, your doctor may want to see you on the same schedule as before, to screen for diabetes and high cholesterol, and for general health counseling.

Women need to have a screening mammogram at age 40, then every 2 years. After 45, most doctors agree that a yearly mammogram is best. After menopause, women lose their edge with heart disease and need to get serious about screening, too. They also need calcium, 1500 mg plus a balance of vitamin D, and weight-bearing exercise. Perhaps a topic to go into more detail later.

Age 50 My idol in medical school, Dr. Templeton, would say, give yourself a colonoscopy for a birthday present at age 50, then don't worry about it for 10 years. Why should people die of colon cancer, the 4th most common here. In this country we don't have enough gastroenterologists to do all the colonoscopies needed, but it is a good goal. An alternative is to have fecal occult blood testing--some say yearly--and a flexible sigmoidoscopy every 5 years.

The National Guideline Clearinghouse has a summary of screening recommendations at their site.

My wish is that people would go to the doctor for overweight, and that people would not go for a simple cold, if you want to know the truth.

Where to find more medical information—There are several good books and Internet sites. One reputable source is from the American Academy of Family Physicians, called familydoctor.org.